OC (I hope) Did you hear about the guy who died chewing tobacco?
He had diphtheria.
A man is being examined by his doctor.
He hears a voice down the hall, yelling. "Polio! Diphtheria! Measles! Chicken pox!" Alarmed, he asks his doctor what's going on. "Don't worry," the doctor says. "That's just our head nurse. She likes to call the shots around here."
A man returns from an exotic holiday and is feeling very ill.
He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo some tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. "This is your doctor. We have the results back from your tests and we have found you have an extr...
What's an anti-vaxxers favorite board game?
Sorry! (You have diphtheria)
Jimmy was not feeling well, so he went to the hospital to get tested ...
Two days later, he received a call to get to the hospital as fast as he could and NOT to have contact with anyone.
Upon arrival, he was ushered to a room where everyone was in HAZMAT suits.
The lead doctor said, "Sir.....I am sorry to inform you that your tests came back, and you are p...