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Weightless Jokes

Last night I had a dream that I was weightless..

I was like 0mg!

If you are on a free-fall and feeling weightless ...

You probably don’t understand the gravity of the situation you’re in ...

The other day, after much trial and error, I successfully became completely weightless...

I was like, 0mg!

Yo mama so fat...

that when she went to space, she didn't experience weightlessness.

Why do astronauts on the ISS never spend much time in queues?

Because they weightless.

A compass, a cough drop, and a match.

As a Boy Scout, we would camp a lot and go on hikes.


One night, we had to do a night hike, alone, for a merit badge. I had left the campsite about an hour earlier and a terrible storm rolled in. The sky opened up and the ground was quickly saturated. I tried to continue my hike for anothe...
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