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My neighbor likes to put his grass clippings on the edge of my lawn.

So late one moonless night I planted a healthy stand of Johnson grass over his entire immaculately maintained front lawn. A month later his lawn was rife with weedy Johnson grass. I told my husband what I did and he said planting Johnson grass was a dick move.

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The M1 walks into a bar

[Americans, the M1 is a big road]

The M1 walked into a bar. He goes to the barman and says "Give me a pint". He gets his drink and starts angrily drinking.

In walks the A9. The A9 tries to order a pint. The M1 begins shouting "OI, fuck off. Who do you think you are? I'm the M1, the bi...

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