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A classic joke with a twist ending

Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”

Priest: “What did you do Child?”

Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.”

Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?”

Girl: “Because he touched my hand.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)

Girl: “Ye...

What do you call a book with a twist ending

A Hook

A classic joke, but with a twist ending.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

“I don’t know, why?”

“To get to the idiot’s house!”

“Knock knock!”

“Who’s there?”

“The chicken!”

“Jim, stop calling yourself names and get inside.”

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