Fight Club Jokes

I went to my first fight club meeting last night, i showed up late so i missed the first few rules but it was awesome i love fight club cant wait for the next meeting

Unfortunately I arrived 10 minutes late so I missed the introductions but I must say I had a fantastic time I'd recommend it to everyone.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Do you know what the first rule of Women's Fight Club is?" he asks the bartender. "Never talk about Women's Fight Club?" the bartender guesses. "No," the guy replies. "Apparently, it is Never Tell Anyone What You're Mad About."

You always talk about narcissist club.

I got there a little late so I wasn’t able to hear all the rules, but I’m sure they aren’t that important.

Tell EVERYONE about vegan fight club !

Because what happens in Fight Club stays in Fight Club

Bloody troglodytes.

I told him "Don't beat yourself up"

God damnit I've already broken it.

But I just don't talk about it.

Obviously such an event had to be very under the radar, so very few people knew about it.

One of my best friends aunts is a nun, so he invited me to go with him. I went once, immediately got hooked, and now we go every Tuesday night. I told my wife that I had to work late Tuesday nights, the... read more

Just try your best guys, and have fun. Also, when it’s your turn to bring snacks be mindful of others’ allergies.

I replied "Don't mention it."

The punchline.

but I don't want to talk about it.

The marketing would be nonexistent.

We had nothing to talk about.

It was super fun, lots of blood. I was a little late though, so I missed the part were they went trough the rules. Eh, probably nothing important anyway.

The steaks were high.

...but I had an amazing time at this fight club last week, you should definitely look into it and maybe join, we fight in a car park every weekend.

Turns out he was Wong the whole time.

Because first rule of fight club is not to talk about the fight club

One of them turns to the other one and says, “You know, maybe we should start talkIng about Fight Club.”

It's called Fight Club. I was a little late to the first meeting so I missed the introductory rules, but I highly recommend it for everyone and would love to discuss it with anyone who's interested.

I couldn't thank my friend enough for getting me into fight club.
"Don't mention it!", he said.