The other day I told a joke about an armoured vehicle with a rotating gun turret.

It tanked.

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The bloke with turrets syndrome

This bloke with Tourette's Syndrome walks into the most exclusive restaurant in town.

'Where's the pissing, mother fucking manager, you cock sucking arsewipe?' he inquires of one of the waiters.

The waiter is taken-aback and replies, 'Excuse me sir but could you please refrain from usi...

Why did the castle keep swearing?

It had turrets.

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4 Soldiers around a Campfire.

(Not sure if this was done already but I heard this in boot camp. If I fucked it up I’m sorry.)

There are 4 soldiers sitting around a fire.

A Green Beret, A Navy Seal, a MARSOC Gunner, and a Delta Operator.

The MARSOC Gunner looks around for sec, then says “I once killed 20 men ...

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A tank crew is hard at work fixing a broken track...

When a beautiful pixie approaches them from behind. "What are you boys doing?" asked the Pixie. "Can't you see we're fucking with the track?!" replied an angered crewman. "Would you boys want to get fucked for real?" Asked the Pixie in a mischievous voice?
The crew drops the track and turns to th...

Two goldfish are sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says...

"You man the turret, I'll drive"

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A loose tongued child.

A child was being rather risque at a family gathering, using undesirable language, when an old aunt comes up and makes an excuse for his poor choice of words.
"You shouldnt be saying things like that, what are you like?"
To which the child replies, "A castle, because I've got FUCKING TURRETS...

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