The other day I told a joke about an armoured vehicle with a rotating gun turret.

It tanked.

What does an Irishman say when you give him two heavily armoured vehicles for Christmas?

Tanks

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"Well, Paddy," Kim replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said ...

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