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Curved Jokes

Why do hockey rinks have curved corners?

Because if they were 90 degrees, the ice would melt.

Why are bananas curved?

Otherwise the peel wouldn't fit!

I have a rival, but I can only fight him when we meet up under curved architectural structures.

He's my arch enemy.

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Life is rough when you have a curved penis

It’s even harder to explain why you left a protractor in the bathroom.

I asked a man what the opposites of ugly, curved, and reverse were.

His answer was pretty straight forward.

I have some wire frames and a curved lens.

Is that anything to make a spectacle of?

What do you call a long, curved potato with a monetized video channel?

A professional U-tuber.

My curved stick only started coming back to me after a few years.

It was a late bloomerang.

Whats curved and hairy on the outside, wet and juicy on the inside, begins with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

a coconut

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You and 2 friends of yours walk through a forest

after a while you lot stumble upon a hut, from which a weird old lady, resembling a witch, comes out from. She slowly says
*"...do not step on the purple flower..."*
and then goes back into her hut.

A little confused, you exchange looks with your friends, shrug, and keep walking.
...

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My ex and her parrot.

My ex had a talking parrot. This large kind with curved beak and multicolored feathers.

That disgusting creature talked all day and night never shutting its mouth!

And the parrot had to listen to all that crap.

I get straight A's in everything

The B's and C's are more curved though.

The Priest who couldn't swear!

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the 1st hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter, “Hoover!” under his breath.

On the 2nd hole, Father Murphy’s ball went straight into a water hazard. “Hoover!” again, a little louder this time.

On the 3rd hole,...

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A burglar breaks into an elderly woman's house...

Hearing the sound, the woman, familiar with the house layout in the dark and very brave, manages to sneak behind the burglar, grabs him firmly by the balls, gets very close to his shoulder and whispers:

- Who are you?

The man doesn't answer. The woman then puts more pressure and asks a...

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