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[NSFW] What's long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream?

The sock under your bed.

I got a new cylindrical bailer for the hay, but the cows all rebelled...

...they wanted three square meals a day.

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A Comedian Once Told Me..

“ Whenever the audience doesn’t react to your jokes, there are two ways to get them to laugh. First, say motherfucker for no reason at all. Aloud. Awkward silence. If this doesn’t work, tell them a dick joke. Shove imaginary cylindrical object into your mouth like you are giving a blowjob. If neithe...

David Beckham is out shopping one day.. (Old)

He spots a tall, cylindrical silver thing. He asks a shop assistant what it is; "It's a Thermos flask, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" replies the assistant.

So David buys it. On arriving home, Victoria asks what he's
got there. "It's a Thermos flask, keeps 'ot fings 'ot an...

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