All but one got off their seats and headed frantically to the exits in maniacal panic.
The one lone professor that stayed put, calmly in his seat, was asked...
A highschool senior is coming up on his senior prom and really wants the night to go right
Senior Prom is coming up, and Joe really wants to not have any regrets moving forward into adulthood. There's this girl, Sally, that he's been pining over for years, so he girds his loins and asks her to go with him to the event, and lo and behold she says yes.
Now Joe is starstruck, the ...
A grizzled old sea captain decided to test one of his recent recruits.
“Let’s say you see a storm heading your way off the starboard side. What would you do?”
“I would throw out an anchor, sir,” said the deckhand confidently.
“All right,” said the captain. “Then let’s say a second storm was coming in from your port side. Then what would you do?”
A buddist monk recently became a street vendor
A passerby bought a $1 item from him and gave him a 50 dollar note. The monk took the note and just sat down afte thanking him. The guy got slightly angry when there was no change given and the monk answered
"change comes from within"
A ship's captain is running accross the deck....
He gets to the back overlooking the sea and starts undoing his pants. One of the crew sees this and asks him: "what in God's name are you doing sir?". The captain turns his head and says "I aft to pee".