When future autonomous cars are connected on a network and speak to eachother, they won't need turn signals anymore.

... So BMW owners will have to figure out some other safety system to just not use.

If I was a cop I would be ticketing people for not using their turn signals..

Left and right

What do condoms and turn signals have in common?

If people used them, there would be less accidents

[NSFW] Condoms Are Like Turn Signals

I never use them.

I don't use turn signals.

I figure its none of their business where I'm going.

Turn Signals

They seem to be a joke to most drivers..

Why are turn signals great workers?

When they get tired and burn out, they work twice as hard.

If you ever think your job is pointless...

... think about the guy mounting turn signals on BMWs

If you ever feel your job is meaningless...

Just remember that it's somebody's job to install turn signals to BMW's

If you ever feel like your life has no meaning

Just remember that there is a guy in the BMW factory installing turn signals.

There are hundreds of features on a brand-new BMW; heated seats, bluetooth audio, laser-headlights, etc... Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Another blonde joke

Boyfriend is driving down the street with his (blonde) girlfriend in the passenger seat. The boyfriend becomes concerned the turn signals are not working, so he asks his girlfriend to poke her head out the passenger side window to see if the right turn signal is functioning. She replies, "it's worki...

You ever felt useless? Ever thought your job has no real purpose or meaning?

Keep your head up. Just remember that you make a difference in this world.

Unless you are that guy who makes turn signals in the BMW factory.

Funny how people get all angry when you break something of theirs that never use

Like turn signals with a baseball bat.

2 High people in a car

A couple of guys were smoking weed and drinking in the car. They were having a wonderful time until one of their moms called one of them and wanted him home ASAP. they drove off quickly to get home before their friend's mom gets mad. The driver ( let's call him Frank) suspected that the Cars Turn S...

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