Turn Signals Jokes - 20 Hilarious Turn Signals Jokes

Why don’t BMW owners use their turn signals?

They’re too stubborn to pay the monthly subscription fee!

If I was a cop I would be ticketing people for not using their turn signals..

Left and right

If you ever feel your job is meaningless...

Just remember that it's somebody's job to install turn signals to BMW's

The newly released BMW M4 had faulty turn signals

It took the new owners 4 months to notice

Turn Signals

They seem to be a joke to most drivers..

[NSFW] Condoms Are Like Turn Signals

I never use them.

I don't use turn signals.

I figure its none of their business where I'm going.

What do condoms and turn signals have in common?

If people used them, there would be less accidents

What is the only time you see BMWs using their turn signals?

The driving examiner is sitting on the front passenger seat.

When future autonomous cars are connected on a network and speak to eachother, they won't need turn signals anymore.

... So BMW owners will have to figure out some other safety system to just not use.

Why are turn signals great workers?

When they get tired and burn out, they work twice as hard.

I've seen aliens. I've seen Bigfoot. I've even fed a few fish to the Lochness Monster.

But I still have never seen a BMW driver use his turn signals.

"Drive that thing like you stole it!"

One Friday night, when I was a teenager getting ready to go out, my Dad handed me the car keys and said, "Have fun, son. And remember. Drive that thing like you stole it!"

Upset, my Mom immediately asked why he would say such a reckless thing to his teenager.

To which my Dad replied, "...

There are hundreds of features on a brand-new BMW; heated seats, bluetooth audio, laser-headlights, etc... Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

If you ever think your job is pointless...

... think about the guy mounting turn signals on BMWs

I get being "mysterious" is cool...

But turn signals are for the populations safety...

Another blonde joke

Boyfriend is driving down the street with his (blonde) girlfriend in the passenger seat. The boyfriend becomes concerned the turn signals are not working, so he asks his girlfriend to poke her head out the passenger side window to see if the right turn signal is functioning. She replies, "it's worki...

Modern cars are always bloated with unnecessary add ons

I mean, who needs turn signals on a BMW.

You ever felt useless? Ever thought your job has no real purpose or meaning?

Keep your head up. Just remember that you make a difference in this world.

Unless you are that guy who makes turn signals in the BMW factory.

2 High people in a car

A couple of guys were smoking weed and drinking in the car. They were having a wonderful time until one of their moms called one of them and wanted him home ASAP. they drove off quickly to get home before their friend's mom gets mad. The driver ( let's call him Frank) suspected that the Cars Turn S...

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