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Turkey Day Jokes

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Is it turkey day yet?

You butterball-ieve it is!

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What's it called when a Pyro masterbates?

A cumbustion.... Happy turkey day

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I wrote this one myself. (It's better then that redtile disfunction joke)

There was a guy named Shawn and he lived near a really little town in the western plains of Texas. This town was really just a dot along a highway and didn't get much traffic at all. There was one gas station, a diner, and a little dollar store with necessities and household items.

Shawn wor...

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