(True story, for what it’s worth) My neighbour has a new Spanish teacher at school, his name is Mr Armada.
“Like the Spanish Armada?” I asked.
“Yeah,” he said and I shook my head in disbelief.
“Well,” I sighed. “At least he isn’t called Mr Inquisition. Nobody would have expected that.”
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