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Tshirt Jokes

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A Russian dude enters a bar wearing a tshirt saying, "Turks got 3 problems."

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As soon as he enters the bar a bunch of Turks stop him.

Turks: you come in our country and have the balls to insult us.

Russian : that's your first problem. you guys gets offended so easily.

Turks: Let's get him outside.

Russian: that's your second p...

New business idea

We sell cammo tshirts.
We call it "Casual tees of war"!

Sleeping with the bartender might not get you free drinks...

But it's worth a shot.

Source: [This tshirt I made for my coworkers at my bar.](http://jay-tees.spreadshirt.com/worth-a-shot-A101280866/)

Quasimodo goes to the doctors with back pain

The doctor tells him to remove his clothes, and he reluctantly agrees and starts undressing, and takes off 2 coats, then a jacket, then 7 jumpers, 3 tshirts, and reveals yet another coat...

The Doctor says "Hold on Quasi, hold on!", "why are you wearing so many clothes?"

Quasi says he...

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