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Trombones Jokes

After unsuccessfully trying to post here, I finally gave up and messaged the mods asking what the deal was. They sent me back pictures of flutes, trombones, trumpets, tubas and cymbals. Confused, I asked what that meant. They answered...

Your band!

I used to sit in front of the trombones in band

I would keep both my sheet music, as well as theirs, so I knew when to duck.

Dad joke alert! What is made out of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

Trombones.

Why is calcium vital in the brass instruments manufacturing industry?

because calcium helps build trombones.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The municipal philharmonic symphony and chorus were rehearsing....

The municipal philharmonic symphony and
chorus were rehearsing Symphony No. 9 by Ludwig Von Beethoven. Since
the chorus doesn't enter until the final movement, the singers were
becoming very bored - especially the men in the back row. Then the
basses had a clever idea. During break, th...

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