The story goes that Attila used to collect exotic animals that he found during his conquests. He particularly liked dangerous or fearsome animals, and his favourite was a giant snake. He was so fond of it, it was said that he brought it with him on every campaign.
But his snake lost its appet...
What do Mack the knife, Attila the Hun, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
What did the diner waitress say to Attila?
"More coffee, Hun?"
Attila's wife enters their tent
"im home hun"
I'm opening a floating restaurant on a houseboat where we sell ice cream tacos, and our mascot is a gorilla dressed like an ancient Mongolian warrior.
I call it "Attila Gorilla's Vanilla Tortilla Flotilla"