A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped in the woods. Finally, the trio realize they are lost and decide to hunker down and make camp. They're hungry and decide to hunt.
The brunette goes first and comes back with a rabbit. The blonde and redhead are impressed.
"How'd you do that?" they ask.
"Simple," replies the brunette. "Found tracks, followed tracks, got a rabbit."
It's the redhead's turn next, and she ventures out and comes back with a moos...
I hope Terry Fox's cross country treks in the Marathon of Hope was an inspiration to all
not to skip-leg day.
A baby Camel asks his Mother
"Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?"
The mother replies, "Well son when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."
"Bloody Brilliant!" Says the baby camel.
A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great ...
A rabbi was lost at sea when he saw an island in the distance.
The rabbi swims to the island and climbs up onto the beach when he sees a small, round creature roll down the hill. Then another, and another. He goes over and asks one “Who are you?” The creature responds “We’re Trids! We just go up the hill,” as they point to a hill in the distance, “and a giant k...