Little Johnny is in 1st grade, but extremely smart.
One day his friend asks him how he’s so clever.
Little Johnny answers: Simple, I use association.
During this, their teacher is listening and thinks this is a big word for a first grader so the teacher decided to test him.
Teacher: Johnny I heard you telling your friend about...
I was accompanying my eight-year-old daughter who was selling cookies door-to-door for the Girl Scouts. After visiting several homes, she commented on the different styles of doorbells: some buzzed, some rang, some warbled.
We made a game of guessing what the next bell would sound li...
A man was hired to ring a church bell...
...but he wasn't very good at it. Every time he rung the bell it came back and smacked him in the face. He kept trying to duck under the bell but it kept hitting him.
Eventually, at the end of his shift he rang the bell one last time. Again, the bell hit him in his aching face, but this time ...
Two vampire bats were hanging arround
Suddenlly the first one states: "I'm hungry, I'm going to grab a bite to eat" and he flies off.
Half an hour later he returns with a huge smile on his face and blood on his chin.
The other bat asks: "Did you get your fill?"
"Oh boy did i ever. Do you see that red roofed barn way...
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So this guy gets transferred to Norway through his job.
He’s pretty excited about it. He’s working his dream job, he’s young, he doesn’t have a wife or kids, he’s looking forward to the adventure. The town he gets transferred to is beautiful. It looks like a Christmas card! The people are so nice and welcoming. He loves this town. He’s there for almost a...