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Pylon Jokes

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Mary had a little lamb, It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up its arse,

And turned its wool to nylon.

Man finds a Genie in a bottle

Man walking along the beach finds a bottle, opens it, out pops a Genie
"Ok, great you found me and all but im busy and you get One Wish. Take it or leave it"

"Well, jeez, I always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I hate flying, and I get sea Sick. How bout a highway from San Francisco to H...

A man finds a lamp buried in a sand dune.

He wipes some of the sand off the lamp and a genie appears. Before the man can even say anything, the genie exclaims "I can only grant you one wish, so choose wisely." After some thought the man says "my wife has always wanted to go to Hawaii but she's afraid of flying and she wont get on a boat bec...

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A guy picks up a girl at a bar and takes her home.

They get back to her place and things are progressing appropriately. They are on the couch making out when he slips a hand up her skirt and discovers there are no panties. Excited he starts rubbing her and after a bit works a finger in there. She seems to be enjoying herself and he doesn’t mind the ...

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