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Mary had a little lamb, It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up its arse,

And turned its wool to nylon.

They’re tearing down a pier near my house, but I don’t think that they should…

... I think they should just let pylons be pylons

Man finds a Genie in a bottle

Man walking along the beach finds a bottle, opens it, out pops a Genie
"Ok, great you found me and all but im busy and you get One Wish. Take it or leave it"

"Well, jeez, I always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I hate flying, and I get sea Sick. How bout a highway from San Francisco to H...

A man finds a lamp buried in a sand dune.

He wipes some of the sand off the lamp and a genie appears. Before the man can even say anything, the genie exclaims "I can only grant you one wish, so choose wisely." After some thought the man says "my wife has always wanted to go to Hawaii but she's afraid of flying and she wont get on a boat bec...

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