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Cog Jokes

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Datsun cogs

There was a farmer, who owned a Datsun Ute. He used this Datsun for all his farm work, feeding the horses.. Throwing bails of hay out the back of it.. Carrying firewood and what not.
When all of sudden one day, *chug chug chug* it breaks down.

So he decides to go back to the shed to grab h...

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A man buys a second hand car

A man buys a second hand car. It's an old, run down Datsun.
The man buys the car, but as he's driving home it breaks down. When he lifts the hood, he notices that there's a cog missing.

He calls a mechanic, but he tells the man that Datsun had run out of business years ago, and that he wo...

What does a masochistic robot enjoy?

Cog and bolt torture

Grandfathers have the purest sense of humor.

My grandfather is close to 90 years old and has to take medication. One day, my aunt gave him his pills, and the cogs in his brain began to turn.

Grandpa after being given his medication: Tell everyone I'm on the pill.

Aunt:.....

Grandaunt: \*Howling with laughter when hearing t...

Did you hear about the explosion at the Nissan factory?

It was raining Datsun cogs.

What do you call a crossover between a dog and a cat?

If you thought it's Cog, it's exactly Dat.

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A sadist takes a masochist to his dungeon

He cuffs the masochist to the wall, blindfolds him, and asks him a minute to test the quality of his equipment.

He starts whiping the air, to check his whip's durability. He realizes it's fine. He then proceeds to sharpening his knives, until they cut perfectly. After that, he moves the cogs ...

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

A car collector from New York finally gets the Datsun he's been looking for,

Unfortunately it was missing a few key parts to get it up and running. He takes it to his mechanic. The mechanic says "you need some specific gear parts here - these cogs over here, you'll need two of them. You can only get them from this specialty parts dealer, and he's in California.

The...

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