A teacher asks the Easter Sunday School "Why do we celebrate Easter?" Hands go up. "Emily!" "Easter is when the three wise men came to give baby Jesus gifts" "No, Emily, that is Christmas." "Who else knows? Bobby! " "Easter is when Jesus gave the loafs n fishes to feed the big crowd." ...
An Irishman marooned on a desert island frees a genie
A Scotsman, an Englishman, and Irishman (Paddy, of course) survived a plane crash, and were washed ashore on a desert island.
They were there for years, and became quite emaciated, with the lack of food.
One day a bottle washes up on the shore. They all look at it, and Paddy rubs it to...
The story of the tramp and the holiday
The tramp sat in his park, as normal one cold winter day. He saw a young girl playing on the frozen lake. The ice gave and she fell in. Acting quickly, the tramp ran onto the ice and managed to pull her out and get her back to shore.
Waiting for him was a man in a suit. The girl ran over to h...
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