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Why did no one know Narnia was gay?

Because it didnt come out the closet.

10 Facts about the Narnia movies:

#10 - All of them came out of the closet.

I’m not gonna tell you what happens in The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe...

It’s Narnia business!

I just heard this dont know if its been posted before

Percy Jackson fans: i want to go to camp half blood

Harry Potter fans: i want to go to Hogwarts

Narnia fans: i want to go to Narnia

Hunger Games fans: im good

I caught my wife hiding something at the back of her wardrobe. I asked “What’s that?”...

“It’s Narnia business!” She replied

A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at ‘em all and says “I ain’t serving Narnia!”

A guy asked me what I was doing in the wardrobe.

I told him, 'Narnia Business'.

I made this joke up when I was eight. I'm very proud of it.

What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

Guess what I found in the creepy old professors closet

Narnia business

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Israeli tourist

An Israeli tourist is visiting New York and hires a cab to drive him around the city. He engages the driver in small talk to get better acquainted.

"Where are you from?" he asks.

"I'm from Palestine" replies the cab driver, "and you?"

"I'm from Narnia."

"Bullshit, that p...

A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe enter a bar; the bartender eyes them quizzically and asks, "what're you up to with all that?"

The lion responds gruffly, "Narnia business!"




... I'm sorry.

The Cowardly Lion, Aslan, and Cecil are having drinks at a bar ...

They all look worn out so the bartender asks them why they look so beat.

The Cowardly Lion goes first and says, "Man, you have no idea what I went through just to get courage."

Aslan then chimes in quickly after that and says, "Nonsense, you have no idea what I went through just to get...

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The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense

What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe?

"My sexual preference is Narnia business."

Arthur C Clarke, CS Lewis & JRR Tolkien walk into a bar...

Clarke, Lewis and Tolkien walk into a bar arguing about how characters should travel.

Clarke says they should take a spaceship and Tolkien says they should walk. Lewis says that can just step through a wardrobe.

When asked how that's possible Lewis says "Narnia business"

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Knock knock

Knock knock

Who's there?

Narnia

Narnia who?

Narnia fuckin business

Here are some few movie jokes:

The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.

• The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.

• Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.

• Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.

• The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes...

My mom came out of the closet a few minutes ago

Apparently, she was in Narnia.

My friends keep telling me I'm in the closet.

I just tell them it's Narnia business.

So I heard some rumbling in my wardrobe...

...and so I approached the door with some nerve-wracking caution. To my surprise I saw both a lion and a witch in there, looking startled but out of breath.

I asked the witch, "What are you doing in my wardrobe?"

She replied, "Narnia business."

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