Ender Jokes - 16 Hilarious Ender Jokes

[joke about Minecraft] Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book?

Because she always starts at the End.

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How do you kill the ender dragon

You ender

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Why was Sideshow Bob so jealous of Moe?

He always wanted to be a bartender.

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What's the name of the most popular French knight?

Sir Ender.

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Why can’t Bart Simpson go to the bar?

Because of the BartEnder

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Why can’t Sideshow Bob mix drinks?

He’s a failed Bart ender.

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What's the difference between Moe and Sideshow Bob?

Ones the bartender, the others the Bart ender.

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A guy walks into a bar in one morning, and goes up to the bar tender. "Do you guys have golden toilets?" he asks.

"What? Golden toilets? What are you talking about?"

"Look, last night I got pretty wasted but the one thing I can remember is peeing in a golden toilet."

Bartender says "OK, first, no we don't have golden toilets. Secondly, HEY MORTY, I FOUND THE GUY THAT PISSED IN YOUR TUBA!"

A man walks into a bar and asks for a job.

The owner asks him “What makes you think you’re qualified for a job here?”

The man replies: “Sir, when my father was young he killed a man named Bartholomew. His father, in his youth, also killed a man named Bartholomew. His father did the same, and his father, and his father, all the way to ...

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Do you know why Moe and Bart never got along?

It’s because Moe was a Bart-ender

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Why does Bart Simpson always prank call Moe?

Because he's a Bart ender

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What do an angry parent and a car wreck have on common?

They can both be a rear-ender.

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Bart Simpson goes to a bar

He introduces himself to the barkeep and orders a drink that is enthusiastically provided to him.
Bart downs the drink, keels over and dies.

A patron sitting at the bar observing all this exclaims to the bar keep, "Oh my God! What just happened? Did you just poison Bart Simpson?!"

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Why does Sideshow Bob look up to Moe?

Because Bob also wants to be a Bart-Ender.

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I'm a dad. Here's my joke: Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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Two men see a woman.

They begin to argue with each other. The first man tells the second man, "she has a great body, but that face is absolutely a game ender. 2/10." The second man considers, and replies. "I see what you might be talking about. But with that body... I could get behind it."

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