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Tones Jokes

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The color palette of most public restrooms in public beaches and forests is on the depressing earth-tones and brown side…

…I mean, shit.

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Two scientists walk into a bar.

"I'll have H2O," says the first.

"I'll have H2O, too," says the second.

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

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If a man shaves his ass, is he gay?

During meditation, a monk asks his master:
"Master, If a man shaves his ass, is he gay?"

His master thought for a moment and replied in very philosophical tones:

"A man who cleans his house, clearly expects a visitor!"

Hark! Is that a cannon I hear?

A young man wanting dreadfully to be an actor went to the director of a local theater and asked for a part - any part however small. The director looked at him skeptically and did not have much faith the fellow could perform. But he cut him some slack and agreed to a very small part. The line he wer...

A Well-Argued Court Case

The beauty of a language and the art of constructing the words of the language significantly lead to their meaning. This is not a case of twisting, but of the refined manner of presentation by witty minds. A good case for reference.

One evening, after attending the theatre, two gentlemen were...

Washington Redskins to change their name

Today, the owner of the Washington Redskins, Dan Snyder, finally agreed to a name change for his team.

Standing at the base of the Washington Monument, Snyder spoke in solemn tones when he announced:

“It has taken a while for me to get woke. I now realize how degrading and insulting t...

Adblocking software

So these IT professionals were discussing the new internet protection softwares they were installing at work.

The first one says “my new system blocks ads, and with Godzilla level protection refuses to show images with flesh tones.”

The next one says “my new system blocks ads, and wit...

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