On their first night in the new house, the man says to the woman: "Darling, there will be no secrets between us, except this one. Don't you ever open the drawer of my nightstand. We will be fine with this little rule." And, sure enough, they lead a very harmonic life, have wonderful kids, ...
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Ze Magic Octopus (Story Length)
Sorry if its long, I heard it from some dude at guitar center so if I write it wrong I apologize
There was once a Man who traveled with the local fair, portraying his Magical Octopus.
One fair a little boy cam up and said "how is he magical?" the man replied with " he can sing and p...