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Musical Note Jokes

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What is a prostitute's favourite musical note length?

A crotch.

What’s a selfish person’s favourite musical note?

Mi

Where do musical notes go surfing?

On sound waves.

Three musical notes, A, C and E walk into a bar. ..

The bartender says, "I'm sorry but I'm not allowed to serve a minor. "

I tend to forget my musical notes, so my instructor told me to write them down

It was the first time someone told me to logarithm

I wanted to make a post with a joke about musical notes. I first attempted to use Do or Mi, but in the end I went with

a Re post.

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