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Tight Pants Jokes

A man notices a woman sitting at the bar in extremely tight pants.

He sits down next to her, while obviously looking at the pants and says, "how do you get into those?"
She smiles and says, "just pay me $50."

What does Mrs Claus get when she wears tight pants?

A mistletoe.

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Why does a horny deaf chick wear tight pants?

So that you could read her lips

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom

A group of 40 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner....

Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.

10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean...

Last year a guy took his Blonde girl friend to the Superbowl

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the

tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't

understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."<...

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Ladies Night Out

3 women were discussing how they each loved a "Well Hung" man, but were amazed at how different their method was for finding one.

The first woman said she knew if a man was confident and secure he definitely was packing a Big Rigg.

The second woman said she liked men that wore tight pa...

Girls night out

A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives on that street and...

Three women share a birthday and celebrate it together

For their 40th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the waiters are cute and wear tight pants.

For their 50th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the prices are reasonable and it has a good wine list.

For their 60th birthday they go to the Lakeview restau...

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Superman (NSFW)

So, Superman's cruising the skies above Metropolis, just chill in', taking in the views, when all of a sudden he spots a butt-naked Wonderwoman lying on a rooftop, sunbathing, legs wide open.

Being the opportunist he is, S decides to dive down at light-speed to seize this golden opportunity, ...

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