Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.....
**'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to** **get into heaven.'**
**The Army helicopter pilot thumbed through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.**
**It...
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