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Green Thumb Jokes

Turns out my wife has a bit of a green thumb

And I need to go to the hospital

Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

Green thumbs, he has.

Why is Yoda such a good gardner?

Because he has two green thumbs.
(happy May the 4th)

Who is the greatest Herbologist in all of the star wars universe?

Yoda, two green thumbs he has.

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A young boy wanted to become a farmer.

A young boy wanted to become a farmer. An established farm owner took the boy under his wing to teach him all that he knew. Once the boy finished his initial training, the owner gave the boy a very special seed.

“You must work hard, boy. If you water and fertilize this seed, and make sure ...

Why a man doesn't drink milk

A man was out in his garden one day, an activity he enjoys daily. He likes growing different plants like flowers and vegetables, and he's gotten very good at it. He recently learned that ants can aerate and help water travel through the soil, so he had recently placed a few colonies of ants througho...
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