Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zealand , is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone
"Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week."
PM: "Shut ...
Kiwis, Trevor and Jeanette, are walking down a street in Bondi in Sydney.
Trevor happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said "Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per pair".
Trevor says to his pal, "Jeanette, look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and whin we get beck to InZid, we could mak...
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Toothbrush (Long)
3 men apply for a sales job at toothbrush company. The first day the manger send them out for their first try at selling toothbrushes. At the end of the day they come back and report in: Manager, “how many did you sell? First guy, “I sold 42.” Manager, “Not bad” Second guy, “I sold 86...
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