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Who is Jack Schitt? (Long)

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt was ma...

If I ever have a daughter I want to name her Noe.

It would be pronounced like Noel and spelled the same but with no 'L'.

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Jack Shitt: This Is His Story

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS TO YOU: "You don't know Jack Shitt"

\[Now you'll know the entire story!\]

**Jack Shitt** is the only son of **O. Shitt** and **Awe Shitt**. O.Shitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Shitt, who later ran *the Kneedeep Inn-Shitt*. Jack Shitt eventually married **Noe...

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wun?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller :No, I want speak to Annie Wun!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me.Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wun. And I need to talk to Annie Wun! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someon...

A guy goes in his car and gets out of the parking lot...

When suddenly, while going in reverse, he hits something with his car.
He immediately goes out and sees an Italian guy unconscious.
He takes him immediately to the hospital.
The sentence is clear: The guy is in a coma.
He anxiously waits outside for him to wake up.
After some time, he...

Mr. Lee Sum Wan and Mr.Sori

Sam Wan: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Mr. Sori: Yes, you could speak to me.

Sam Wan: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr. Sori: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Sam Wan: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Mr. Sori: I know you ar...

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The tale of man and his pursuit for sex.

Boyfriend: I love so much that I'll visit you even though the gas is so expensive.

Girlfriend: Oh dear, can't wait to see you... I'm already getting ready.

BF: I'll do anything for you, getting ready here too.

GF: Ok, but mind you that I'm on my period.

BF: Oh noes, I for...

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