Durn Jokes - 3 Hilarious Durn Jokes

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Kin Ah Borry the Pickem-up Truck?

A young redneck girl wanted to go to the barn dance, so she approached her father and asked if she could borrow the truck. The father replied, "Ya sure can, sweety, but first ya gotta suck mah dick."

This wasn't the girl's first experience with this, so she promptly landed on both knees and ...

Sven the farmer

A Minnesota farmer named Sven had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Ajax Company.

In court, the Ajax Company's hot shot attorney questioned him thus "Didn't you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?"

Sven responded: "Vell, I'lla tell you vat...

A big-city lawyer was representing.....

......the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room ...

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