All the witches be going to KFC tonight

They love some coven-ready chicken.

The Witches just came out.

Glad to see it; especially now that they’ve legalized same-hex marriage.

The witches in Sabrina the Teenage Witch having a cat called Salem is like...

A Jewish family having a cat called Auschwitz.

I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth

Because they think that Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair.

The Four Witch Covens

There were once four powerful witch covens: the witches of the mountains, the deserts, the forests, and the seas. For a thousand years they made war with one another, casting curses and hexes and bringing all manner of malady to the land in their hatred for one another. One day, they decided the onl...

A witch was going through her recent order of newts...

... when her apprentice walked in. Noticing the witches frowning face, she asks “What’s wrong, Master?”

The witch replied, “Well, I’ve got some good newts and some bad newts...”

I saw my friends having a screaming match with each other so I told them, “Remember, argue with facts and not curses.”

So now I’m APPARENTLY banned from the Witches Gatherings from now on.

A little Harry Potter humour...

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?










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