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A witch was flying on her broom when she noticed that all the witches she passed were flying on vacuum cleaners.

She thought to herself, "Am I the only one who still drives a stick?"

All the witches be going to KFC tonight

They love some coven-ready chicken.

The Witches just came out.

Glad to see it; especially now that they’ve legalized same-hex marriage.

I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth

Because they think that Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair.

The Four Witch Covens

There were once four powerful witch covens: the witches of the mountains, the deserts, the forests, and the seas. For a thousand years they made war with one another, casting curses and hexes and bringing all manner of malady to the land in their hatred for one another. One day, they decided the onl...

What happens if someone sees a magic crime?

They enter the Witches' Protection Program

A witch was going through her recent order of newts...

... when her apprentice walked in. Noticing the witches frowning face, she asks “What’s wrong, Master?”

The witch replied, “Well, I’ve got some good newts and some bad newts...”

I saw my friends having a screaming match with each other so I told them, “Remember, argue with facts and not curses.”

So now I’m APPARENTLY banned from the Witches Gatherings from now on.

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