It was mandatory drug test day at my company, and we were standing in line awaiting our turn. Finally, the tester came by with his kit, took one look at me and said, "Sir, you even look stoned. Do you think you can pass this drug test"?
"Sure, man", I said. Then I promptly grabbed the kit and passed it to the guy next to me.
Needless to say, I passed!
OBGYN turns car mechanic (probably my favorite joke of all times)
A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided a career change was in order. Being an automotive enthusiast, he felt he should become a car mechanic. He read and studied hard, and then came the day of the official exam. Scores range between 40 and 100, where 60 is enough to pass the ex...
A Quality Assurance tester walks into a bar
The tester orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.
The first real customer walks in and hits his head.
The difference between an Engineer and a Mathematician
An engineer and a mathematician volunteer for a test, they are both led into a large room with nothing but a naked woman at the far end. Both men are told they can do anything they want to the woman but they can only move half the distance closer whenever the tester blows a whistle.
"What's t...
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