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The Spiders Jokes

Why are all the spiders in Paris so overweight?

They only eat French flies.

My son asked me, "What happens to the spiders that gets hoovered up?"

"They Dyson."

What are the spiders like in Game of Thrones?

Varies.

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If you have the time, here is Norm Macdonald's moth joke as presented in his book, "Based on a True Story".

A moth goes into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist says. What's the problem?

The moth says, where do I begin with my problems? Every day I go to work for Gregory Vasilovich, and all day long I toil. But what is my work? I am a bureaucrat, and so every day I joylessly move papers from one ...

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NSFW: A man is exploring a cave when two large boulders fall on his leg, pinning him to the ground. A spider is the only one to hear his cries for help.

“I am the elder spider of this cave and will grant you one wish!” he says.
The man makes his wish and the spider calls all his brethren to watch. Thousands of spiders gather around, rubbing their hind legs and smacking their mandibles. The man is confused and a little scared but figures the sp...

Goodnight my fellow Redditors.

I leave you with the words of advice from a great Chinese philosopher.... *A passionate kiss, like the spiders web, leads to the undoing of the fly.*

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