He is stranded there for a few years until a rescue boat finds him. When the rescuers get onto the island, they are amazed to see what the man has built to survive. The man had built three different structures out of bamboo and leaves. They asked the man what the first structure was. The man said,”T...
Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
He ate 6 crocodiles before the rescuers could get him out.
A sailor is stranded on a desert island with nothing but palm fronds and sea anemones to live off. Finally when he was recused the rescuers asked why was he covered in anemones with a ring of palm fronds in arms reach. He replies, 'I keep my fronds close but my anemones closer'.
'With fronds like that, who needs anemones?'
Sole Survivor
A rescue team arrives at the site of a crashed airplane to find only a single survivor. The rather haggard-looking man is found while chewing on a bone, with a rather large pile of human bones next to him. The rescuers are shocked.
"You can't judge me for this," the man says defensively. "I ...
Retired Preacher man Sits on his sofa....
And he sees on the news channel there's a massive storm and flash floods coming.. news channel says to evacuate but he's stays put... The Rain begins and so the flood waters rise.. his sofa starts to float .. so he climbs out onto the window ledge and a rescue boat comes along..
" *Jump ...
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The resuce expedition
The rescue expedition have been sent to find a plane which crashed somewhere deep within the jungle.
There was no success, but members of the expedition haven't lost faith until the end. When they finally found the place of the disaster, they saw a horrific picture. Burnt-out trees, parts of ...
Praying for salvation...
One rainy day, a very religious woman was standing on her front porch watching as the river across the street started to rise up its banks. A policeman drove down the road and saw her, pulled his cruiser up her drive, and got out.
"Excuse me miss," he called over to the woman, "but the rains ...
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