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The rapture will suck

Let's be honest, no matter what it's gonna be like, people will just be standing around and complaining that the book was better.

I was going to make a joke about the Rapture, but...

it just isn't happening.

The Canadians get sent to hell

So the rapture happens and all the Canadians get sent to hell because they didn’t hold the door or say sorry enough and the devil sees them celebrating. Bothered by this he asks “you’rein hell why are you celebrating“ and the Canadians respond “it’s like minus thirty where we live this is awesome. A...

If the rap god and rap devil are fighting?

Does that mean we all missed the rapture?

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