The Oscars Jokes - 16 Hilarious The Oscars Jokes

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Just found out that the Oscars is a big lie all the way along

Those people they invite to their ceremonies are all paid actors

I was just watching the Oscars...

And a hockey game broke out.

It's crazy how many people are talking about the Oscars across all my social media feeds

Everything is popping up everywhere, all at once

Slapping a comedian on stage at the oscars?

Say what you Will, but that’s a bald move.

I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars...

He didn't get it.

Well, I for one, LOVED the new format of the Oscars.

Will definitely be a HIT!

Hopefully Will Smith’s mom didn’t watch the Oscars.

He might have to move back in with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

People keep saying Will Smith hit rock bottom at the Oscars

But I'm pretty sure he slapped him in the face.

Why was Spike Lee mad after the Oscars?

Jussie Smollett got the Oscars for writing, producing and directing BlackKlansmen

Didn't see Liam Neeson at the Oscars last night.

Must be on a blacklist

Oh snap..I missed the Oscars again.

That makes 35 years in a row now.

I am 110% sure that I am FAR from the first person to think of this joke, but I promise I came by it independently. What did Chris Rock have on his face when he left the Oscars?

Will Smith’s Fresh Prints.

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If I had a nickle for every time I heard the word Diversity at the Oscars..

I still wouldn't give a .

It's ironic that Parasite won.

Because there was no host for the Oscars.

Huh? Huh?
I'll show myself out.

Thank you for the silver star!. My first!

A Hollywood janitor decided to try his hand at directing

He's billing himself as "the director who swept the Oscars"

A movie about janitors impressed critics.

Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.

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