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What do you get when you mix the Lorax and a Twice fan?

The Once-ler!

Why doesn’t the Lorax go to Vietnam?

Because the trees can speak for themselves

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees,

But for some reason they're all speaking Vietnameese

What do you get when you cross the world’s best actor with the Lorax

Keanu Leaves

What did the people of the Lorax use for packaged air when bottled air ran out?

A bag of chips.

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