I can't believe that my joke about The Who and The Kinks wasn't approved.

I've obviously upset the mods.

Blacksmith: "I'm almost done with this sword, I just need to work out the kinks."

Sword: "Hit me more!"

Both me and my girlfriend are submissive

we are still working out the kinks of our relationship

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guy goes to the doctor ..

a guy goes to teh doctor .

doc says " well what seems to be the problem?"



guy says " its my elbow doc , its killing me !"



doc says " well a normal visit would have a $50 co-pay , but we have a new machine that can diagnose you just by peeing in a cup and the co-p...

I created a fetish exercise program, but I don’t know how to end it.

We are still working out the kinks.

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The Doctor is Always Right

A man wakes up feeling sick, so he goes to an urgent care center.  The doctor asks what his symptoms are, and he tells her, "I'm not sure - I'm just not right."

The doctor immediately replies, "I need a urine specimen."

The man is taken aback.  "Why do you need a urine sample?  You hav...

I want to become an expert in BDSM

But I’m still working out all the kinks

I’ve opened up a gym helping ageing rock bands get back into shape. It’s going okay so far...

Just working out the Kinks.

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I'm afraid our fetish-friendly sex robot won't be ready on time.

We haven't worked out all the kinks yet.

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Sex robots will soon be common place....

They just need to work out all the kinks.

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i'm working on a porn filtering app that would show only vanilla porn...

but I can't work out the kinks

I want to open a gym for people with fetishes.

It's a great idea in theory, but I'm still trying to work out the kinks.

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A while back, a friend of mine told me he was going to explore his sexuality.

When I asked him how it was going recently, he said he was "still working out the kinks".

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The bike accident

Two weeks before his wedding day the groom-to-be is riding his bike when suddenly a child wanders in front of him. To avoid hitting him he swerves, hits a tree and at the force of impact is thrown forward ramming his penis into the handle bars of the bike.

He's immediately rushed to the hos...

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