"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you all look out the left side of the plane..."
"... it'll tip over"
(Credit to The Golden Girls)
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture!
(Heard it on the Golden Girls)
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