The Queen and Keith Richards move on to the Finals
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what's the difference between Paul Walker and Betty White?
Paul Walker hit 100 before he died.
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Betty White on turning 100:
“Hot dogs and Vodka will get you 99% of the way there.”
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Stephen Sondheim, John Madden, and Betty White walk up to the Pearly Gates
And St. Peter says, "We're pretty full, so we're making people pass additional tests. I know this is going to sound weird, but God has been hanging out with Chuck Yeager this week, and he's only letting in people who have a connection to Jets." All three sets of eyes light up.
Sondheim step...
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What does Betty White's vagina taste like?
Depends.
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Sure, Bob Barker may have died at 99 years old...
...but Betty White was closer to 100 without going over, so... She wins.
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2022 is going to be so bad
Betty White didn't even want to try it.
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Whenever I hear about a mass shooting, the first thing I say is
Betty White
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History will judge us not by the world we leave behind for our children...
but by the world we leave behind for Betty White.
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I don't know why weak people are called a pussy...
Those things can take a pounding. -Betty White
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