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Betty White Jokes

Betty White Has Passed Away…

The Queen and Keith Richards move on to the Finals

what's the difference between Paul Walker and Betty White?

Paul Walker hit 100 before he died.

Betty White on turning 100:

“Hot dogs and Vodka will get you 99% of the way there.”

Stephen Sondheim, John Madden, and Betty White walk up to the Pearly Gates

And St. Peter says, "We're pretty full, so we're making people pass additional tests. I know this is going to sound weird, but God has been hanging out with Chuck Yeager this week, and he's only letting in people who have a connection to Jets." All three sets of eyes light up.

Sondheim step...

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What does Betty White's vagina taste like?

Depends.

Sure, Bob Barker may have died at 99 years old...

...but Betty White was closer to 100 without going over, so... She wins.

2022 is going to be so bad

Betty White didn't even want to try it.

Whenever I hear about a mass shooting, the first thing I say is

Betty White

History will judge us not by the world we leave behind for our children...

but by the world we leave behind for Betty White.

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I don't know why weak people are called a pussy...

Those things can take a pounding.
-Betty White

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