So a chicken walks into a library and says , “bock”. Sounding like “book” the librarian hands him a book. He takes it and goes happily on his way. Then the next day...
The chicken says "bock bock", and the librarian hands him two books. Away he went. The third day, chicken says "bock bock bock", and the librarian hands him three books. And so on until the fifth day, when the chicken says "bock bock bock bock bock", the librarian hands him five books and follows hi...
When Kermit the Frogs entertainment career came to an end, he enrolled in seminary school where he was ordained
Now he's a Pastor of Muppets
The frog population in the Okeefenokee Swamp was declining...
Biologists determined it was due to the frogs inability to stay coupled while mating. They contacted an organic chemist at MIT who came up with a solution. He mixed some plasticizers with some adhesive and most importantly one part sodium. The concoction worked perfectly and the swamp was soon re-po...
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One day 3 frogs were out on the piss
One drink turned into five which turned into too many, and the next thing you know the 3 frogs are messing about in a public fountain. The police are called and they’re arrested.
Down at the police station, the frogs are taken in one by one for questioning. The first frog is called into the r...
Four frogs are playing poker behind a bar in New Orleans. One frog said: "You know I used to be a pet to a prince that came here one time." The other frogs roll their eyes, "You know what happend next? I was suddenly down their toilet and in the gutter" the frogs ignore and place their final bets.
Without skipping a beat the frog says: "I guess you can say, it was a..." throws cards down "a royal flush".
I introduced science and technology to the frogs in my neighborhood in an attempt to uplift their species.
All of my neighbors are mad at me now because now the frogs only say “rivet”.
What was the frogs favorite website...
Reddit...reddit...reddit
Interestingly enough, scientists have discovered a fascinating new species of frog, named the “Romulan Pond Frog” that has an amazing way of evading predators.
In the press release, scientists showed footage of the frogs using a special call that appeared to disorient predators, leaving them unable to precisely locate the frogs.
Scientists are calling this special call a "croaking device."
Did you hear about the play with all the frogs?
It was ribbitting.
What happened when the frogs car broke down?
It got toad
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