The Cookies Jokes

Ho-made

Mac users have no CTRL

An old man was on his death bed and had less than a day to live. As he lay there reflecting on his life, he smelled his favorite cookies in the kitchen. So using his last bit of will and effort, he dragged himself out of bed and crawled to the kitchen for a cookie. He sat down at the table and reach... read more

When suddenly he smells something amazing. It's the smell of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. And with his last strength, he gets out of bed, and he goes to the kitchen, where his wife of 50 years, is cooking these beautiful chocolate chip cookies. And they are on a plate of four of them, just o... read more

OREO Speedwagon...

(I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend...)

Making me Accept the Cookies on every visit.

He Imp-provised.

...he could smell his favorite cookie in the whole world: chocolate chip. His mouth watering, he slowly made his way out of bed and crawled to the stairs, where he painstakingly went down step by aching step. At the bottom of the stairs he sat down to rest. After a moment, the smell of the cooki... read more

Because he accepts all the cookies.

The baby stopped screaming.

A boy come home and tells his dad that he will be getting a call from school. Whhhhyyyyy asks dad. The boy says well I was in the lunch like and then was a bowl of apples. On the bowl was a sign that said only one... God is watching. A little farther down there was a bowl of cookies. I noticed there... read more

A man near death smelled his wife baking his favorite cookies down stairs. He decided if he was going to go he would have one last cookie before he went. He dragged his mostly useless body down the stairs and crawled to the counter where he knew the cookies were on the cooling rack. As he reached fo... read more

Now she understands why I delete the browsing history everyday.

Because that would require accepting the cookies.

He’d led a good life but now it was close to the end. He mentally replayed the years - all the good experiences and some of the hardships.

Suddenly he smelled a smell from his childhood. Yes! It was the smell of chocolate chip cookies baking. What great memories he had of hid mother bak... read more

A baker in Canada thought it would be fun to bake cookies that were each in the shapes of Canada's provinces and territories.

"These look delicious," said her husband.

"Thanks!" she said. "And don't worry, I've made some of each shape so you're able to eat them."

"What do you me... read more