Someone said I look like Thor from The Avengers

They have only seen The End Game

Why were the Avengers sent to Prison?

They forgot to ask the Age of Ultron.

Why do the avengers never lie?

If they did, someone would call Cap.

Uncle Ben would never discourage Peter from joining the Avengers.

But his aunt May.

One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers.

One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers. They traveled to a Hydra base surrounded by four barriers.

When they got to the first barrier, Hulk smashed it.

When they got to the second barrier, Tony Stark fired up his Iron Man suit and blasted a hole through it.

When they got to the t...

Why do the avengers make Black Widow share her location on her phone?

To stop her from Romanoff

The hospital that my son is staying at got the Avengers to visit him.

He’s also going to see Stan Lee next week!

My weekend was like the movie “The Avengers”

Loki

The Avengers: Endgame trailer has 14 million views from just one person

Dr. Strange

What type of soda do the Avengers drink?

Groot-beer!

The avengers “infinity war” movie was almost 3 hours...

But I felt like it ended in a snap!

What does Mike Tyson say after a good workout with the Avengers?

I'm Thor.

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The Avengers went to go and visit a child in the hospital on Friday.

The lucky kid gets to meet Stan Lee on Saturday.

What'd Thanos do when the avengers made him mad?

He Snapped

What did the Avengers listen to after Thanos died?

Another one bites the dust

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The Avengers were on a mission to save the Egyptian god of the sun.

Thanos, with the help of the Reality Stone, turned the god into a baby and usurped his powers. As he was about to kill him, in the nick of time, the Avengers showed up.

Diving forward, Captain America managed to snatch away the baby while Thanos was busy with his monologue. Realizing this, T...

What STD did Thanos give the Avengers?

Goneorrhea.

Why does the cast of the Avengers not know the full script of the movie yet?

The writers are trying to keep things Loki.

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Why can't the Avengers fight Thanos in the dark?

Their Vision's fucking useless.

Which one of the Avengers would hurt the most if he shrank down in size like Ant-Man?

Thor. Because he would be a little Thor.

I really do wish Marvel would re-release The Avengers with Clark Gregg and Samuel L. Jackson swapping roles...

Black Coulson, wontcha come...

The avengers walk into a bar

Except vision. He phased.

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

The Avengers must love Daft Punk

They were up all night to get Loki

Why did the Avengers have the best float at the parade?

They had a gigantic Banner!

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The good news is that the X-Men Can now crossover with the avengers

The bad news is we’re gonna need to meet up in person to discuss it because the internet’s fucked

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Tony Stark catching Nick Fury up on the events of Civil War

Tony: So anyway the Avengers broke up and Steve is a fugitive now.

Fury: Wait, are you serious?

Tony: No cap

Jeff was a prolific name dropper and his mate Jack had had enough.

“Surely you don’t know every person you mention,” he said.

“Sure do,” replied Jeff. “I know them all.”

Wanting proof, Jack wagered Jeff that he could find someone he didn’t know, a bet that Jeff accepted. They jumped on a plane and flew to Marvel Studios.

“OK,” said Jack, ...

My wife bought us an avengers puzzle to do together...

I said great. We can put some music on, have a few drinks and assemble the avengers.

Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus



Thor is in Asgard

Ironman died

Captain is now old

Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.

What does Thanos and a child with cancer have in common?

All of the avengers show up for their endgame.

Yo mama so fat

The avengers hired her for her ability to be everywhere at once!

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Impressing a date.

After weeks of trying everything he could think of accountant Frank Lester finally got the beautiful new secretary, Amanda, to agree to go out on a date with him. In an effort to impress the young woman Frank spared no expense: he hired a driver, wore his best suit, and managed to get reservations a...

(Infinity War Speculation) When Thanos gains the mind stone, he will turn into Palpatine.

Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

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