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I've been experimenting with THC and Laxatives

For shits n' giggles

A Colorado company has just given up on THC infused beef

They said the steaks were just too high.

If you assault a French philosopher while smoking THC wax, you’re...

Hitting da cart while hitting Descartes

Got called in for a drug test at work...

They said I tested positive for opioids.

I said "Oh yeah. There were poppy seeds on my bagel this morning."

They said "What about the THC, cocaine, and LSD?"

"It was an everything bagel."

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In 1859, there was this German Chemist living in London, England.

One day he received a new batch of experimental powder from Columbia. Curious to find out what the substance was, he opened the package and it erupted in a puff of powder. After inhaling half the cloud the Chemist felt vibrant, energised and happy.

“I hast not seen ziss beefore”, thought t...

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