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Thc Jokes

I told my psychiatrist that I can only get high if I take THC gummies with my mom.

Apparently I have an edible complex.

A stoner rubs a bong and a genie comes out, offering three wishes.

The stoner says, "ok for my first wish, I want a six inch joint." And ! A joint appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.

"For my second wish, I want a 12 inch blunt!" And ! A blunt appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.

"Ok now ...

Got called in for a drug test at work...

They said I tested positive for opioids.

I said "Oh yeah. There were poppy seeds on my bagel this morning."

They said "What about the THC, cocaine, and LSD?"

"It was an everything bagel."

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I've been experimenting with THC and Laxatives

For shits n' giggles

A Colorado company has just given up on THC infused beef

They said the steaks were just too high.

If you assault a French philosopher while smoking THC wax, you’re...

Hitting da cart while hitting Descartes

What do you call tonic water with THC in it?

Chronic water.
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