Drug Testing Jokes - 6 Hilarious Drug Testing Jokes

We had random drug testing at work today.

The pcp was my favourite.

My boss told me we're starting drug testing next week..

I said no prob, but I ain't trying meth.

What bank do drug testing companies prefer to use?

PNC

Why can't pessimists work in drug testing?

They can't see any positives.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Me and another coworker were competing to see who was the best at our drug testing job. I was winning until i misplaced a felon's probation samples.

So I guess I lost that pissing contest

Boss talking to his colleague.

Boss: We're doing random drug testing today.

Colleague: Ok boss but I won't try crack cocaine.

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