The clinic where I had my recent testicular cancer exam called me and asked, “Did you get our email?” Rather alarmed, I exclaimed, “No! What should I do!?" They replied...
“You better check your junk.”
Did you hear about the testicular cancer survivor who won the lottery?
...when he found out, the guy went nut.
Treating testicular cancer..
I saw a sign that said Beat Testicular Cancer!
I thought to myself maybe "Beating" it, was the problem to start with.
They didn’t remove the right one.
Request: Little brother was just diagnosed with testicular cancer. Lefty is a goner, but as the older brother, I feel the obligation to have some good jokes ready to help him feel better. Unfortunately the title is as good as funny as I get, so please help a brother out. Thanks. Edit he’s in his ...
Trans patient: It's Ma'am!
Doctor: Ma'am, you have testicular cancer.
Dr: Sir, I have some bad new for you.
Trans woman: uhm excuse me, I am a woman!
Dr: ah ok ma'am, you have testicular cancer.
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A family of four sits down to dinner.
The son is fifteen years old and the daughter is thirteen. The mother is a school teacher and the father is an obstetrician. They say a quick prayer, and start eating.
The father starts telling his wife about an interesting new study he was reading about, suggesting a surprisingly strong corr...
Last week a young boy saved a priests life in the United States...
... he discovered the priest had early stage testicular cancer...
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"
To which the horse replies "I have testicular cancer".