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Testicular Cancer Jokes

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I just found out testicular cancer runs in our family…

Which means even our balls grow a pair!

Did you hear about the testicular cancer survivor who won the lottery?

...when he found out, the guy went nut.

I wish everyone would lay off Lance Armstrong. What an amazing achievement to recover from testicular cancer and win the tour de France 7 consecutive times. I don't care he used drugs....

when I was on drugs I couldn't even find my bike.

The testicular cancer society called me and said, “Did you get our email?” I said No.

They said, “Then you better check your junk.”

Last week a young boy saved a priests life in the United States...

... he discovered the priest had early stage testicular cancer...

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I was recently diagnosed with testicular cancer, and learned they will have to amputate one of my testicles.

Now that's TWO things I share in common with Lance Armstrong.

They didn’t remove the right one.

Request: Little brother was just diagnosed with testicular cancer. Lefty is a goner, but as the older brother, I feel the obligation to have some good jokes ready to help him feel better. Unfortunately the title is as good as funny as I get, so please help a brother out. Thanks.
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A family of four sits down to dinner.

The son is fifteen years old and the daughter is thirteen. The mother is a school teacher and the father is an obstetrician. They say a quick prayer, and start eating.

The father starts telling his wife about an interesting new study he was reading about, suggesting a surprisingly strong corr...

Doctor: “Sir....”

Patient: “It's MA'AM. I identify as a female”

Doctor: “Okay Ma'am. You have testicular cancer.”

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"

To which the horse replies "I have testicular cancer".

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