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Chromosomes Jokes

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Why are chromosomes like fighting prisoners?

They both get pulled apart to opposite sides of the cell.

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Why did the company use chromosomes in their commercial?

Because sex cells!

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If girls have two X chromosomes...

Do pornstars have 3 X chromosomes?

Why was the boy with 47 chromosomes crying?

Because he's Down.




I'm sorry.

When people question whether or not I have 94 chromosomes...

I double down

So I once saw an argument in a comment section, a man said, “How many chromosomes do you have?”

The other replied, “More than you”.

The sheer confidence he had

A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y

A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,

“Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?”

Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,

“No, your majesty. Bu...

I accidently lost some chromosomes today

Now I'm feeling rather down

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Watched a porno today of only people with extra chromosomes

It's called "Down to Fuck?"

What do Donald Trump and his chromosomes have in common?

There is one too many of them.

I scored 47/46 for my test.

It was a chromosomes test.

I was feeling a bit down so I went to the doctors.

Thankfully it was just a scare. I still have 46 chromosomes.

Of course our company is an equal opportunity employer

We always make sure to have equal numbers of X and Y chromosomes

Yo Mama's so generous...

...she gave you an extra helping of chromosomes.

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Having more isn't always a good thing

I mean, I have a cousin with more chromosomes....

I don't always date people with...

I don't always date people with chromosomes...

But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

When we were young, my brother was always better in everything. I never let it get me down though.

Because I know I will always have more chromosomes than him!

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