Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it
I should have told her about the electric fence
“Broken condom”
Husband: “Honey, why is there a broken condom laying in the sofa?”
Wife tensed: “Where?” She goes out to check and return
Wife: “For God sakes, stop calling our son a broken condom!”
Who's your daddy ?
"Daddy pass me the salt please" said the girl innocently.
The scene became tensed when the boyfriend and her dad both reached for the salt.
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