Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it
Nobody had told her about the new electric fence.
I get very tensed & nervous when I am at man-made structures adjacent to shores.
It must be 'pier pressure'.
I decided to go out horse riding one afternoon on a horse I hadn’t rode before....
I wasn’t sure if the horse was ready for a rider just yet, so I slowly approached him, all the while talking gentle to the horse like I have always done when dealing with newer horses. I kept saying “easy boy” and I slowly reached out to pet him. The horse nervously kept its eyes on me, but he final...
Took a Grab taxi this evening
Upon getting to the intersection, I told the cabbie “Take the left, it’s much faster”.
The cabbie suddenly bolted upright. I thought he just dozed off or got tensed from caffeine.
Then he shared it was his 1st day with Grab.
He used to be a funeral service driver.
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Once upon a time, there was a teeny-tiny spider...
...and as the spider wanted to repent for its carnivorous days by becoming a vegetarian, it decided to live the rest of its days in a quiet, peaceful place to live off the land and to avoid the temptation of telling everyone about its transformation (he's trying to be better really hard, you know?)....